The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt internet Thirty-two automatic lanes

Thirty-two automatic lanes

with large cream text reading "TOSCHE STATION" and smaller text reading "POWER CONVERTERS & SHIP PARTS" below

Bold white weathered text reads "CHOPPA

inseparable from the neighborhood around them

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt internet Thirty-two automatic lanesStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a